IN NEED OF BABY MAMA, KATIE, SARAH, STARBUCKS, AND THE HILLS.
this. is what my life has come to....
today i continued the never ending battle between yahoo and google. i typed "why would i" and yahoo gave me, "why would i lie?" and google gave me "why would i blow up chik-fil-a?" epic win, google. epic. MLIA
Today, my friend told me that when she went to the park with her family, she saw an overweight man wearing a shirt that said "I'm in shape. Round is a shape." MLIA
Today, my parents told me how I never liked any of the white Disney Princesses. My favourites were Mulan, Pocahontas and Aladin (Jasmin). I was a racist child. MLIA.
Today, I saw a group on Facebook called "Procrastinators UNITE!....tomorrow". It made me laugh and I thought it'd be funny if I joined...but then I decided to do it later. MLIA.
Today I realized I only like reading the short funny MLIA's because I'm too lazy to read and laugh at the long ones. MLIA
Yesterday, I asked my 7 year old cousin who the most popular girl was at her school. Her reply? Justin Bieber. Nice one. MLIA.
Today I screamed in the shower because I saw a spider. I'm not sure if I screamed because it was a spider...or because a spider saw me naked. MLIA
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